JOKES

Jaimito was in his home and asks the mother: -Mum, mum what is that you have in your belly? -Son, is a baby that has given me your father. And the boy runs away to the father and he says: -Dad, dad does not give away more children to eat them mum!          

       

Open the curtain, is a singer lying on the couch, asking her mother asking fanta. The curtain closes. What is the name the singer? -Lady VAGUE.

                                           

Opens the curtain, there are five girls dancing around four chairs. The curtain closes. Reopened and there are four girls sitting and another dead. What is the name the song? -Before dead without seat.